Heyahhhhhhhhh
Five of the PM rolls around,
there¡¯s a little old joint outside of town
I only got time for a couple of beers
and a juke box song ringing in my ears
The next you know the bar tenders pouring,
shots are flowing, got me stoning
All I really know is that I should be going,
but I¡¯m soaking from the moment
Am all jacked up, all jacked up
Don¡¯t believe I¡¯ve ever had this much.
One thing I¡¯ve learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you¡¯re all jacked up
It was getting mighty close to nice o¡¯clock,
what the hell I had one more shot.
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar,
guess I mighta musta gone a little too far.
Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue,
10 foot 2 with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth,
guess I had it coming I deserved the due
Cos I was all jacked up, all jacked up,
Don¡¯t believe I¡¯ve ever had this much.
One thing I¡¯ve learned when you get tore up
Don¡¯t start no stuff when you¡¯re all jacked up.
Don¡¯t have to go home but you can¡¯t stay here,
That¡¯s what they said when I got my last beer.
Oh my God, its 2 o¡¯clock,
I can¡¯t find my keys and my trucks locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window,
hurt my elbow got me in though
Two foot later backed into the light pole,
all the town folk got a good choke
All jacked up, all jacked up
Don¡¯t believe I¡¯ve ever had this much.
One thing I¡¯ve learned when you get tore up
Don¡¯t drive you truck when you¡¯re all jacked up
Jacked up
(all jacked up, all jacked up)
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One thing I¡¯ve learned when you get tore up;
Don¡¯t start no stuff when you¡¯re all jacked up.
One thing I¡¯ve learned when you get tore up¡¦¡¦
Don¡¯t drive your car
Don¡¯t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn¡¯t tell anybody where you are
When you¡¯re all jacked up
All Jacked up
All Jacked up
All Jacked up
Yeh yeh yeh yeh