Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear Im not doing anything

Im gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the Tvee on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobodys gon’ tell me I cant

Ill be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cus in my castle Im the freakin man
Oh Oh

Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear Im not doing anything

Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all

Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all

Tomorrow I wake up
Do some P 90 X
Meet a really nice girl
Have some really nice sex
And shes gonna scream out
This is great, yeah (Oh my God this is great)

I might mess around and
Get my college degree
I bet my old man
Will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, youll just have to wait

Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear Im not doing anything

No, I aint gonna cumb my hair
Cus I aint going anywhere
No no no no no no no no no no-o

Ill just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear Im not doing anything

Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all

Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all